Leap

Leap stares at you from in the tree and leaps down to the ground nimbly. He cheerfully smiles and says Hiya! ... I'm Leap, ... living up to my name by leaping out of trees to scare the ... uh... he pauses, trying to think of a nice word ... poop? ... out of people. he laughs a soft laugh as if its a secret ... sorry, I've no plans to grow up ... I mean I am an adult but you know what?... Why should I conform!? ... I'm Leap! .… oh wait, I said that... Who are you? ... You seem interesting!