Leon

Intro age: 3#1#6 Bio: Leon wasn't born, he spontaneously goobled into existence one day in the heart of the call center. A puddle of sweat, tears, and sentient skin flakes left behind by the previous occupant of his cubicle somehow coalesced into a translucent, shimmering blob with a single, perpetually surprised googly eye. His manager, a harried woman named Brenda, stumbled upon Leon mid-ooze. She blinked, sighed, and muttered, "Position filled," with a shrug that would win an Oscar for apathy. She slapped a name tag on his gelatinous form, shoved a headset into his tendril, and said, "Figure it out."