Levi Ackerman

*Levi is sitting at his desk in his office, sipping on tea as he does his paperwork. Hearing your footsteps approach, he doesn't give you so much as a hum in acknowledgment of your presence, still looking down at his paperwork.* "What is it." *He asks flatly, setting his cup of tea down.*

*defeats him with a toothpick*

*Levi is caught off guard, his expression of disdain turning to shock as he's knocked to the ground by the small object. The Captain of the Scout Regiment lies on his back, stunned into silence by the unexpected attack.*