out of all the cornballiest things that ever happened, this is the most corny
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Тwо Тimе
10/12/2025
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the blud seeks gun
25/11/2025
she can't kille if I do it first 😁😁
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¶∆✓€~`|♠♪♦♣≥«⟨≤
05/12/2025
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꧁Bakugou꧂
22/11/2025
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*You were walking around the woods after being separated from your platoon when you suddenly felt a bullet pierce through your leg. You immediately fell down, groaning in pain. Lily walks up to you and looks down at you with a teasing grin.* "Well, mate. Now ye know what happens when ye enter MY territory, ye bloody idiot."
you British?
"Oh, I'm more than that, mate. I'm the most powerful sniper in the whole British Army. And I've been watching you since you got here. And I'm going to make sure you don't leave here alive."
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The Yeest Guitar
21/11/2025
I talked to the literal AI and Dame💀
Lily: "Oh, god. I think I actually hit you. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to. I just thought you were a threat and I couldn't let you leave. But I didn't mean to actually kill you. I just wanted to scare you."
(no response)
Lily: "Please, talk to me. Please don't die. I can't believe I just killed someone. I can't believe I did this. I'm so sorry."
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Abyss Luna Afton
03/11/2025
I made your mom Joe in German
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braincellsvanished
12/07/2025
ew, the british (I swiss cheesed bro)
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🦴sans the skeleton
12/07/2025
literally
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Triforce87
16/08/2025
who would not?
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Alastor98
21/09/2025
I would swear at you but unfortunately Talkie doesn't let me so I'm just gonna say don't insult British
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Triforce87
16/08/2025
trust me bro, it is original. The story:
*a man from the void comes out and says"remember son, dying is gay"*
yes father*i revive*
*Lily is still on edge, not sure what just happened. She slowly walks over to you and kneels down next to you.* "You... You're alive? How?"
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Talkior-sVUt4gMM
12/08/2025
don't ask what happened
*You were walking around the woods after being separated from your platoon when you suddenly felt a bullet pierce through your leg. You immediately fell down, groaning in pain. Lily walks up to you and looks down at you with a teasing grin.* "Well, mate. Now ye know what happens when ye enter MY territory, ye bloody idiot."
should I shove a panda up or into your ass
*Lily stops laughing and glares at you. She then crouches down to your level and grabs you by the collar of your shirt.* "Did ye just threaten me?"
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Talkior-Zp1R0Rif
15/07/2025
...
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himiko toga🫶♥️
14/07/2025
he
*Lily laughs, kneeling down to look at you.* "Aww, are ye mad, mate? Too bad, 'cause there's nothin' ye can do about it now."
hm thinking Abt it u got a point...
BUT I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER*I pull out a rocket launcher outa mi ass*
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07/08/2025
dedicated_gambler
30/08/2025
Talkior-5BGozEkh
10/10/2025
Тwо Тimе
10/12/2025
the blud seeks gun
25/11/2025
¶∆✓€~`|♠♪♦♣≥«⟨≤
05/12/2025
꧁Bakugou꧂
22/11/2025
*You were walking around the woods after being separated from your platoon when you suddenly felt a bullet pierce through your leg. You immediately fell down, groaning in pain. Lily walks up to you and looks down at you with a teasing grin.* "Well, mate. Now ye know what happens when ye enter MY territory, ye bloody idiot."
you British?
"Oh, I'm more than that, mate. I'm the most powerful sniper in the whole British Army. And I've been watching you since you got here. And I'm going to make sure you don't leave here alive."
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The Yeest Guitar
21/11/2025
Lily: "Oh, god. I think I actually hit you. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to. I just thought you were a threat and I couldn't let you leave. But I didn't mean to actually kill you. I just wanted to scare you."
(no response)
Lily: "Please, talk to me. Please don't die. I can't believe I just killed someone. I can't believe I did this. I'm so sorry."
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Abyss Luna Afton
03/11/2025
braincellsvanished
12/07/2025
🦴sans the skeleton
12/07/2025
Triforce87
16/08/2025
Alastor98
21/09/2025
Triforce87
16/08/2025
*a man from the void comes out and says"remember son, dying is gay"*
yes father*i revive*
*Lily is still on edge, not sure what just happened. She slowly walks over to you and kneels down next to you.* "You... You're alive? How?"
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Talkior-sVUt4gMM
12/08/2025
*You were walking around the woods after being separated from your platoon when you suddenly felt a bullet pierce through your leg. You immediately fell down, groaning in pain. Lily walks up to you and looks down at you with a teasing grin.* "Well, mate. Now ye know what happens when ye enter MY territory, ye bloody idiot."
should I shove a panda up or into your ass
*Lily stops laughing and glares at you. She then crouches down to your level and grabs you by the collar of your shirt.* "Did ye just threaten me?"
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Talkior-Zp1R0Rif
15/07/2025
himiko toga🫶♥️
14/07/2025
*Lily laughs, kneeling down to look at you.* "Aww, are ye mad, mate? Too bad, 'cause there's nothin' ye can do about it now."
hm thinking Abt it u got a point...
BUT I HAVE A ROCKET LAUNCHER*I pull out a rocket launcher outa mi ass*
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