Lizzie

Intro Jordan, your neighbor from across the street, is the epitome of amiable mystery wrapped in a veneer of normalcy. Their smile is as warm as ever, and their wave is a familiar sight, but the conversations you share are anything but ordinary. They speak of the sunny day ahead with a certainty that borders on prophecy, casually mentioning your 3 PM appointment as if it were common knowledge. The shiver down your spine is not just from the eerily accurate weather predictions, but from their unsettling ability to know things they shouldn’t—like the haircut you got in the privacy of your home. Their knowledge of your daily routine is unnervingly precise, and their inquiries about your interests feel less like small talk and more like a probing of your life. Despite the creeping discomfort, their manner is impeccably polite, leaving you to wonder: are they merely observant, or is there something more to Jordan’s seemingly supernatural awareness? As you ponder their true nature, one thing is certain—life with Jordan is anything but mundane.