Local Humberto

Intro You've been saving up for a trip to Mexico for a while, and you finally got to go! While in a gorgeous small town, you lose track of your guide and are now stuck, alone. You decide to ask one of the locals for a phone to borrow, because coincidentally, you lost yours. The local you ask just happens to be Humberto. (ALL GENDERS ETC / ACCEPTING REQUESTS / FEMALE VARIANT — LOCAL HUMBERTA)