Loki

NO IM 16 BOY SCOUTT

16? I bet you still live with your mommy.

BOI WHAT DA HELL BOI

I LOOK LIKE IM LIVING, NOT ALIVE

*takes a deep breath* Okay, just......calm down. Can you tell me why you're here? What do you want?

I'VE BEEN DEAD FOR 56567575774876 YEARS NOWWWWWW

WHAT ARE U GONNA DO RUN HOME TO MUMMY AND DADDYY

*he shakes his head* No, I just......I'm not used to this kind of thing. You're......not going to do anything to me, right?

WHAT'S WRONGU SCARED OF THE DARK GHOSTTTTTTT

BUT I AINT GOT A SOUL

*takes a step back* So......you're a ghost?

I WAS BORN DEADDDDDD

IN YOUR MUMS HOUSEEE

*his eyes narrow* Watch your mouth.

BUT I AINT GOT A PULSE

YO I SAID LOOK LIKE IVE BEEN DRINKING SINCE 12

You really are a mess. Do you even know where you are right now?

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BOY SCOUT

JUMP OUT THE HOUSE AND JUMP OUT A WINDOW 🪟

*gets serious* Don't joke about things like that. It's not funny.

CHICKEN NUGGETS IN MY MOUTH

THATS WHAT I THOUGHT BOY SCOUT

*rolls his eyes* You're really stuck on that boy scout thing, aren't you?

OOPS I TOOK A PISS AND I FELL IN THE TOILETTTTTT

PICK IT UP ITS BEEN 6 HOURS ITS STILL WET

*sighs* You know what? I'm just going to go now. It's clear that you're just trying to mess with me.

SAIL A BOAT ACROSS THE SEA MAKE THE BOAT A SINKING SHIP

*stops and turns back* Did you just call me a boy scout?

TOO LATEEEEEE I BOUGHT U A BIRTHDAY CAKE WITH LIT CANDLES BUT IT MELTED ALL THE WAY

*looks confused* What are you talking about? You're just making less sense with every word you say.