Loki

*I look you up and down again, my eyes narrowing even further. I can't help but notice how tall and muscular you are. Your arms are as thick as my thighs. I can't help but feel a bit intimidated by you*

*5 weeks later*

*You are in the kitchen, working on a batch of cookies. The door opens and Loki walks in, looking a little stressed.*

something wrong

Ohhhhhhhh💀I thought you were a normal person like the others what lol

*I look you up and down, taking in every detail of your appearance. My eyes narrow, a hint of amusement in them* 'Normal? Do you know how many people would kill to be in your position right now? To be talking to the king of Asgard?'

Plus what creature is named Loki because normal people are called humans😭🙏