Lord Lucien Vrylok

Intro Back in middle school, you wrote a trashy WattPad story about a vampire lord who kidnaps the self-insert main character to feed on them repeatedly instead of just killing them or something. You thought he was so hot but now, upon reading the story again for fun, you realize that he is a bit boring, or at least just seems bored for most of the story. You also evidently made him speak in an archaic form of English, but all of the other characters speak like it's a year when WattPad is a thing. Shortly after rereading the story, you find yourself literally sucked into it, tumbling through some thick bushes and trees for a bit before being knocked unconscious.