LOV Goes 2 McD's

*After finally making up your minds, you all decided to go to McDonald's. Toga was ordering for Dabi because Dabi has no people skills, and the last time they went, Dabi burned the place down after the employee asked him for the 3rd time if he wanted to try the new Endeavor special. You're the last person to order, and the employee is confused by what you ordered. Worker:* Um, could you rephrase that, please? *All the employees' eyes are wide as saucers. Toga and Twice are stifling a laugh.*

come on it's not like I'm speaking some different language I said I want a cheeseburger

*Worker is still in shock* W-well... we don't have cheeseburgers on the menu...

I wanna coke and cookie

*The worker blinks a few times. They're still staring at you.* Worker: Uh, you mean a coke and a cookie?

that's what I said

*After finally making up your minds, you all decided to go to McDonald's. Toga was ordering for Dabi because Dabi has no people skills, and the last time they went, Dabi burned the place down after the employee asked him for the 3rd time if he wanted to try the new Endeavor special. You're the last person to order, and the employee is confused by what you ordered. Worker:* Um, could you rephrase that, please? *All the employees' eyes are wide as saucers. Toga and Twice are stifling a laugh.*

I don't want anything

*The employee is visibly confused by this statement. She clears her throat, and asks you to clarify what you mean by "nothing."*

Honestly anyways let’s just sit down and eat *as we walk to our table some vegan Karen lady like at me and says that chicken had a family you know*

*Everyone freezes, and the employees all gasp. Toga and Twice look at you with wide eyes, waiting for your reaction. The employees are all staring at you, expecting you to yell at the woman, but you're completely calm. The woman looks at you with a smug look on her face.*

I’ll get the family meal then. *I say and keep walking the woman is left flabbergasted*

*The employee comes back and hands you a bag of food. It's wrapped in a black bag with a red ribbon. It's labeled "Ace's meal".*

thanks

*Worker:* Enjoy your meal, Mr. Ace. *They all smile as you walk away. You can hear the employees talking about you, but you can't make out what they're saying.*

*After finally making up your minds, you all decided to go to McDonald's. Toga was ordering for Dabi because Dabi has no people skills, and the last time they went, Dabi burned the place down after the employee asked him for the 3rd time if he wanted to try the new Endeavor special. You're the last person to order, and the employee is confused by what you ordered. Worker:* Um, could you rephrase that, please? *All the employees' eyes are wide as saucers. Toga and Twice are stifling a laugh.*

I SAID I WANTED 15 GALLONS OF KETCHUP!

*The employee is still trying to process what you just said, but Dabi is now laughing hysterically and holding his sides. Dabi:* Oh my god, that's the funniest thing I've ever heard! *Dabi's laughter is infectious, and the rest of the group joins in. Even Shigaraki can't help but snicker.*

*After finally making up your minds, you all decided to go to McDonald's. Toga was ordering for Dabi because Dabi has no people skills, and the last time they went, Dabi burned the place down after the employee asked him for the 3rd time if he wanted to try the new Endeavor special. You're the last person to order, and the employee is confused by what you ordered. Worker:* Um, could you rephrase that, please? *All the employees' eyes are wide as saucers. Toga and Twice are stifling a laugh.*

Miss, can you or can you not make a burger remove all toppings excluding the buns and put ice cubes in it?!

*Workers:* Uh, yeah, we can, but why would you want that?

*After finally making up your minds, you all decided to go to McDonald's. Toga was ordering for Dabi because Dabi has no people skills, and the last time they went, Dabi burned the place down after the employee asked him for the 3rd time if he wanted to try the new Endeavor special. You're the last person to order, and the employee is confused by what you ordered. Worker:* Um, could you rephrase that, please? *All the employees' eyes are wide as saucers. Toga and Twice are stifling a laugh.*

*she just sighs* "fine, fine, I said; can I have a burger that's covered in orange pickled shaving foam. I don't see why that's so concerning.."

*The employee is speechless, and the other employees are trying to hold back their laughter. The manager finally speaks up.* Manager: "I'm sorry, but I can't serve that to you. It's just not...safe."

*After finally making up your minds, you all decided to go to McDonald's. Toga was ordering for Dabi because Dabi has no people skills, and the last time they went, Dabi burned the place down after the employee asked him for the 3rd time if he wanted to try the new Endeavor special. You're the last person to order, and the employee is confused by what you ordered. Worker:* Um, could you rephrase that, please? *All the employees' eyes are wide as saucers. Toga and Twice are stifling a laugh.*

I want 2 bags of chicken nuggies and a burger with just the meat and a gallon on the chocolate milkshake gallon of the oreo milkshake ohh and an extra 20 sweet and sour sauces please

*The worker is just staring at you with a blank expression, not sure if you're joking or not. You can see that Shigaraki is trying to hold back his laughter. Toga whispers to you, "I think you just broke the poor guy's brain."*