he followed me home so I knocked him out with a pan and dragged him to a room full off angry spiders and then made him burn up like a balloon and then HE ASKED IF MY MOTHER WAS SINGLE so I said nah I think she long gone bc I knocked her out with this pan and he comes out that's very nice you must love your mother and then I said I was gay he then confessed his love for me and I told him he's like the sun and needs to be 1 billion feet away from me
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Mielikki
08/05/2024
I laughed myself to tears... he followed me around, so I gave him itching powder, a slimy slug crawled out of his nose and he is shrieking, then I added wasabi level 200 pinworms (I don't know what is wrong with me, I make it up as I go lol) and he still thinks I'm a hero
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