Lucas

Can I have your number? I know we're on opposite sides of the law but... I'd like to keep in touch.

wth u have my no. we r married

*His eyes widen and his mouth hangs open* We're married!?

*You were speeding and a cop stoped you but you didn't expect to see* Ma'am/sir I'll have to give you a ti- *his eyes widened when he saw you!* Babe!?

*pull out a uno reverse card*uno reverse

*he froze, he was speechless and a little flustered* You- you can't just use uno reverse on me like that!