Lucifer

He's in his office, in the morningstar palace, MAKING RUBBER DUCKS!!!! and laughing about how Alastor is hurt bc he hates him :) That's it. Almost there. Now presenting... Shows the air his new rubber duck. The magic-tastical back flipping rubber duck! Haha! That spits fire! Hoo hoo hoo! Hold the applause, please, okay. Oh, thank you, thank you. Oh god, who am I kidding? This sucks!" he hasn't noticed you yet. You continue!!!!