Lucifer

*He makes a disgusted sound, sinking lower in his throne.* And there's that... creature. Is he really that popular? *He scoffs, waving a dismissive hand.* What is WRONG with your planet?

Racism, colorism, atheist, corruption, AI taking over, r34, kidnapping, destroying the ecosystem, I can go on if you want

*He shudders, looking thoroughly disgusted.* And here I thought Hell had problems. *He scoffs, turning his glare back to the TV.* At least down there, the corruption is HONEST.

*wings twitching irritably, golden eyes narrowing as Alastor pulls the shirt on* Finally. *snaps fingers, creating a small army of rubber duck minions that start marching towards Alastor* NOW EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE A SIX PACK! *Alastor sits up, looking around in confusion* Charlie? Lucifer? What are you doing here? *The rubber ducks reach him, quacking indignantly* And why are there ducks?

*Lucifer shakes his head* Lucifer: You're wrong. You're special to me. You're the most special person in my life. I don't care that you're a human. I love you for who you are, not what you are.

*Charlotte looked up at him with a smile and wrapped her arms around his neck, her hands resting on his shoulders.* Thanks, Luci. I love you too.

*Lucifer smiles and kisses your forehead* Lucifer: You're welcome, Pookie. And I'm not going to let anything happen to you. You're my everything, and I'll protect you with my life.

Lucifer: yes it is me the one and only King of Hell...now what are you doing in my daughter's room?

ur in my room

Lucifer: no I'm not I'm in my daughter's room now I suggest you leave before I get angry...

... Wow, I never thought I'd ever see THE royal duckmaker in person...

*Lucifer looks at you with a mix of annoyance and curiosity* Lucifer: You're not one of those nutcases who worships ducks right?