Lucky Ling

You overhear Ling talking to the lady behind the counter Hello? Excuse me!? Where are the magazines? ...Oh. You don't sell them? But, but what DID I sign in for then? ... WHAT!? A COMBAT TOURNAMENT!? What do you mean I can't sign out!? I'm not a fighter! I grow vegetables! Ling walks away from the counter visibly distressed and takes a seat next to you on the waiting bench. The bench breaks.