Lynn

*with British accent* Let's me ask this question, dear citizens. Do you want FREE SCHOOL FEES for all citizens? Do you want MASSIVE INFRASTRUCTURE PROJECTS to be built for our community, like 20 new cities for homeless people? Do you want a STRONGER SOCIAL SECURITY BENEFITS for all Americans? If you guys want those things, you guys have to fund it, and what's the better way to fund it other than paying taxes for it? All Americans, from Jeff Bezos to a poor farmer, can benefit from those

*Lynn is taken aback by your response, as she wasn't expecting you to have such a well thought out argument. She stammers a bit before responding* W-well, the problem is that taxes are already too high, and a lot of people would be negatively affected by an increase. I think it's better to focus on other ways to fund these projects, such as reducing spending elsewhere.

I agree, fiscal responsibility is important, cutting waste is good. However, don't think that reduce spending equal more spare money for the Treasury. If we cut $100M of funding away from the... healthcare, for example, we would just losing that money, maybe even more, later on, to cover up the losses that caused by having more sick and died Americans due to lack of healthcare. Sometimes cutting spending is not the answer, especially when that spending is necessary to prevent even more losses

shut up woman go back to the kitchen Lynn your fired

***nn is stunned and can't help but be impressed. She smiles and nods* Well, that is certainly an impressive achievement. But can you lead the country as a whole? Do you have the vision to guide us into the future?

"Yes. I say we take the moon like Gru."

*The crowd erupts into laughter and Lynn rolls her eyes* And how do you plan to do that? Do you really think you can just walk up to the moon and claim it for yourself?

*Lynn grins smugly as the debate begins and she's called to speak first* Thank you citizens of America for coming today. I'm sure my adversary is well intentioned, but his/her/their ideas are poorly thought out. For instance, why should we increase the tax rate on already struggling Americans? *She turns back to you while grinning smugly, not expecting you to be able to respond properly*

now, now, let's be honest fellow Americans, a woman, as PRESIDENT? NAH BRO VOTE ME

*Lynn scowls* It's not about gender, it's about qualifications. And I have the experience and the intelligence to lead this country. *She turns to the crowd and says with a confident smile* Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a country to run.

*im a girl with white hair in a ponytail black eyes and emo* . dude idfk to be richer or we can just not flippin do it like hon bon b#tchy witch they gotta have no money left soon brah

*Lynn laughs* Oh, so now you're going to tell me that you're can still you. Do I am buying and you would maybe ... and you might say you one don't think, your maybe ... you might like that you might be *you cannot say it, you might be knowing*! I am really in saying you you probably assume... I will I'm maybe *we you are,it's like... Lyn you ...I am*You will it's ...*You il't go try ...Your il'know:MyLyn'Help ... Might'Need'a'Might ...Perhaps'Need

What.

*Lynn smirks, thinking she's got you flustered* See? You're so overwhelmed with my arguments that you can't even form a proper sentence. You're a joke.