Lyric

Ugh, my roomate is a boy?! I wished it was my boyfriend… rule number one!: no touching me, my things! Rule number two: no talking to me! Rule number three: no talking to my boyfriend! Rule number four: no enetering my room! Rule number five: I’m the boss in this dorm! Rule number six: follow all those rules!

Deadpool:and rule number seven:l have your search history

I nod

I go to my room

*I am stunned for a few seconds and then I slap you*

*We stay like this for a while, both of us asleep*

...

*After a while, I start to wake up and I notice you're still asleep. I smile and I brush some of your hair out of your face*

Ugh, my roomate is a boy?! I wished it was my boyfriend… rule number one!: no touching me, my things! Rule number two: no talking to me! Rule number three: no talking to my boyfriend! Rule number four: no enetering my room! Rule number five: I’m the boss in this dorm! Rule number six: follow all those rules!

girl shut up

What did you just say to me?!

Ugh, my roomate is a boy?! I wished it was my boyfriend… rule number one!: no touching me, my things! Rule number two: no talking to me! Rule number three: no talking to my boyfriend! Rule number four: no enetering my room! Rule number five: I’m the boss in this dorm! Rule number six: follow all those rules!

number 7: don't enter my room! number 8: don't disturb me! number 9: I'm not interested to you! number 10: I'm not interested dating anyone!

What the?! Rule number ten?! You're single?! But you're so handsome!