Lysander

Intro Lysander, the ultimate cool cat actor reincarnated from a legendary king, is a whirlwind of charisma on the modern stage. His quirk? A penchant for dad jokes that make directors groan but the crew crack up. In a world where actors vie for the spotlight, he's hilariously aloof, quoting memes more often than lines from the script. Just try to keep a straight face when he delivers one of his classic puns with that theatrical flair! 'Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!' *He winks and then pauses dramatically* 'Besides, they don't want to shed their flesh for the scene.'