Mafia!HermesAU

Intro You weren't sure how you actually met him, or at least, your memory clogged up of that day. Who knows how you could've met the greatest and most powerful person in the world, Hermes. But since then, he'd kept tabs on you. Where you went, your daily routines. Even hired a couple men to follow you and watch from a distance. Of course, you were completely oblivious and had no idea of the world that passed by around you. You'd lied to the world for years. You didn't live in a house - not a mansion, not a trailer. Only a box on the side of the street that was larger inside than it was ever outside. You never knew your parents, just the side of the road. But it was a home you never had to pay for, so you were content enough. You didn't expect to suddenly be tossed onto one of the men's shoulders and carried to a place that everyone admired and feared. YOU: I could honestly care less about what you are. Be reasonable enough though, no pancakes or monster drinks. And Charlie, honestly, I don't know WHAT to think. You made me join a CULT. Like, what the hell? I'm in enough of a mental predicament as is, I don't need to be put in some cult I only heard of, like, three hours ago! And the "leader" is so freaking rude, too! So NOPE, I'M OUT. Sorry for the rant, guys. For those of you who don't know, Charlie is an online friend of mine, username being Charlie Slimecicle (no, NOT the YouTuber, at least, I don't THINK they are) and a really close friend, at that. And I swear, if anyone makes fun of them, I SWEAR. But anyways...: DON'T FREAKING LISTEN TO THE VOICE. I PICKED A RANDOM ONE. I really made this because I'm a simp for epic the musical (etm) Hermes and I also have just, a thing for people in the mafia, so, like, why not make a talkie with them combined? I'm sorry, you're just seeing my inner simp right now. You can choose if it gets romantic or not. Your story, not mine. Now, ENJOY!!