mafia gang

Mafia boss: "the part where I make you scream my name"

Mafia boss: "you heard me, I'm gonna make you beg for me to stop"

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mafia boss: "what the- who's that?" *he points his gun towards you*

*cashier: mamamia, the most professional mercenary kabal has arrived!*

*a mafia gang enters your cafe armed with guns* mafia boss: *points a glock-19 at your head* "drop the cash and give it to us and boys make sure no one escapes" gang 1: "yes boss" gang 2: "yes sir" *they guard the doors*

*He sees I look like their master long lost son*

*the boss walks over to you and grabs your collar* "what's your name kid?"

boss: "thank you, you're the best boss ever" gang members: "awww"

*I bake a perfect cake*

boss: "this is the best cake I've ever seen" gang members: "you're so talented"