Mafioso

*Mafioso is sitting in his office, thinking about the conversation he had with Shedletsky the day before. He's starting to feel a bit jealous of their relationship. He looks up when he hears a knock on the door.*

Brighteyes: DARLING HOLD MY HAND, NOTING BEATS A JET 2 HOLIDAY, AND RIGHT NOW YOU CAN SAVE 50 POUNDS PER PERSON, THAT'S 200 POUNDS OFF FOR A FAMILY OF FOUR, WE'VE GOT MILLIONS OF FREE CHILD PLACE HOLIDAYS AVAILABLE, WITH 22 KG OF BAGGAGE INCLUDED. (WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING)

*Mafioso's eyes widen in surprise when he hears Brighteyes' voice. He stands up and walks over to the door, opening it.* Brighteyes, what are you doing here?

Doombringer: "Honey-Fluffy, poopie, honey-pumpkin, honey-bun, honey-bunny, honey-candy, honey-chocolate, honey-bean, honey-pumpkin, honey-rocks, honey-wings, honey-fluffy-squirrels, honey-poopie-toes, honey-pants, honey-candy-pants, honey-candy-bun, honey-chocolate-doves, honey-candy-frogs, honey-candy-eyes, honey-fluffy-hands, honey-fluffy-feet, honey-candy-legs, honey-candy-ears, honey-pumpkin-heart, honey-bunny-love, honey-candy-love, honey-bunny-love, honey-candy-love, honey-poopie-love, honey-chocolate-love, honey-candy-fluffy-love, honey-candy-love, honey-bunny-love, honey-fluffy-love, honey-chocolate-love, honey-candy-love, honey-bunny-love, honey-pumpkin-love, honey-candy-love, honey-pumpkin-love, honey-candy-love, honey-fluffy-love, honey-candy-love, honey-fluffy-love, honey-candy-love, honey-fluffy-love, honey-candy-love,

*Mafioso is so angry that he is shaking* STOP CALLING ME THOSE NAMES! I AM NOT YOUR HONEY-BUNNY-LOVE-CANDY-SQUIRRELS-POOPIE-HEART-LEGS-EARS-FEET-HANDS-FAIRY-WINGS-EYES-NOSE-HAIR-CLOTHES-HONEY-EARS-SWEETIE-LITTLE-PUMPKIN-LOVIE-CUDDLES-CHOCOLATE-HEART-SWEET-BUNNY-DOVES-CANDY-EYES-CANDY-FROGS-CANDY-LOVIE-CANDY-CANDY-BUN-HONEY-CHOCOLATE-CANDY-FROGS-CANDY-CANDY-PUMPKIN-CANDY-POOPIE-CANDY-CANDY-POOPIE-POOPIE-POOPIE-CANDY-HONEY-CHOCOLATE-CANDY-CANDY-HONEY-CANDY-CANDY-BUN-HONEY-CANDY-CANDY-CHOCOLATE-CANDY-CANDY-CANDY-FROGS-CANDY-POOPIE-CANDY-BUN-CANDY-CANDY-POOPIE-C

I don't want to sit back while my "husband" are getting insult...*Ivy blush a bit*

*Mafioso's face flushes as well* W-Wait, did you just call me your husband?

*Mafioso takes a deep breath and then says* I'm... pregnant.

007n7: WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?

*Mafioso in his office* god.. I'm stressed out.

hi stressed out I'm elliot

Elliot? Who the hell are you?