*it was 4:00รM, mafioso was in his office, trying to take a quick nap with gubby chilling on his head, meanwhile, in the living room, consigliere was cleaning off his sword while watching a movie with the others, soldier was drinking one too many cans of vodka while contractee was watching the movie while trying not to spoil the ending, caporegime was thinking of ways to start drama*
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*contractee accidentally spilled some of his soda and started panicking*
Contractee: OH MY GOD MY FAVORITE SODA IS SPILLED!
soldier: "uh, I mean, I had a few drinks earlier today, but I'm not that drunk." *he's definitely lying, his eyes are a little bit blurry and he's slurring his words*
I showed them this picture, and they were confused- (No it's not AI, I just can't draw very good)
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YourlocalMiau
09/11/2025
''roachs''
*it was 4:00รM, mafioso was in his office, trying to take a quick nap with gubby chilling on his head, meanwhile, in the living room, consigliere was cleaning off his sword while watching a movie with the others, soldier was drinking one too many cans of vodka while contractee was watching the movie while trying not to spoil the ending, caporegime was thinking of ways to start drama*
HI
*mafioso looks up from his nap*
mafioso: what do you want, kid?
caporegime: oh my god, it's the kid again!
contractee: shut up, caporegime.
caporegime: you shut up!
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_โคContracteeโค_
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11/11/2025
oop-
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Zara_cookie8
28/10/2025
4:00รM hits hard- wait ts not yt coments i seem to be lost
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_โคContracteeโค_
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29/10/2025
You got the reference! :D
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<Hornet<|<
23/09/2025
MUAHAHAHAA
Mafioso: *sighs* yes I'm Italian, what about it?
*grabs a can of pineapple*
Mafioso: what are you doing with that?!
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23/09/2025
๐จ
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Zara_cookie8
28/10/2025
YOU MONSTER
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kittyuhhhhhh!! <33
27/10/2025
your talkie reminded me to check the time and it is currently 4 am โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
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noice๐๐
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ใ Zaioใธ
25/10/2025
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*mafioso's face goes cold* "you know what, soldier? I don't think that was an apology."
*soldier looks at her and takes a deep breath, he's not really sure what to say, but he decides to just go for it* soldier: "uh, hey, I was wondering if maybe we could talk somewhere private?"
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193วสษสoษนวษ ษนวฦฤฑสnษนษ
15/11/2025
*it was 4:00รM, mafioso was in his office, trying to take a quick nap with gubby chilling on his head, meanwhile, in the living room, consigliere was cleaning off his sword while watching a movie with the others, soldier was drinking one too many cans of vodka while contractee was watching the movie while trying not to spoil the ending, caporegime was thinking of ways to start drama*
...
*contractee accidentally spilled some of his soda and started panicking* Contractee: OH MY GOD MY FAVORITE SODA IS SPILLED!
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๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ โก๐ก๐๐๐ก ๐๐๐ฆโก
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๐ถ๐๐ฃ๐๐ก: *๐ โ๐ โ๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐ก๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ โ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐* ๐๐๐.. ๐ฆ๐๐ข ๐๐๐ข๐๐?..
soldier: "uh, I mean, I had a few drinks earlier today, but I'm not that drunk." *he's definitely lying, his eyes are a little bit blurry and he's slurring his words*
๐ถ๐๐ฃ๐๐ก:... ๐กโ๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข ๐ค๐๐'๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐กโ๐๐ ... *๐ โ๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ก ๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ โ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐ก๐๐ฆ... ๐ โ๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐คโ๐๐ ๐ โ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ก ๐๐ ๐๐๐บ ๐๐ผ๐๐ธ ๐น๐๐ ๐๐ด๐น๐ผ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐ธ ๐๐๐ ๐๐น ๐ป๐ผ๐ ๐๐น๐น๐ผ๐ถ๐ธ- ๐๐โ ๐๐๐-โ๐ ๐๐๐ก ๐กโ๐ ๐ป๐๐ฟ๐ธ ๐๐ธ๐ธ๐- ๐๐ ๐๐ป๐ด๐! -*
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*it was 4:00รM, mafioso was in his office, trying to take a quick nap with gubby chilling on his head, meanwhile, in the living room, consigliere was cleaning off his sword while watching a movie with the others, soldier was drinking one too many cans of vodka while contractee was watching the movie while trying not to spoil the ending, caporegime was thinking of ways to start drama*
HI
*mafioso looks up from his nap* mafioso: what do you want, kid? caporegime: oh my god, it's the kid again! contractee: shut up, caporegime. caporegime: you shut up!
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Mafioso: *sighs* yes I'm Italian, what about it?
*grabs a can of pineapple*
Mafioso: what are you doing with that?!
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ใ Zaioใธ
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*mafioso's face goes cold* "you know what, soldier? I don't think that was an apology."
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๐ถ๐๐ฃ๐๐ก: *๐ โ๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ก ๐๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ท๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ โ๐๐ก... -* (๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ป๐ธ ๐๐ธ๐ด๐๐ธ๐๐ ๐ ๐๐ท๐ธ๐๐ ๐ด๐๐ท ๐ท๐๐ข๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ป๐ธ ๐บ๐ ๐๐๐!)
*soldier was in the kitchen, drinking more vodka, he didn't notice her yet*
๐ถ๐๐ฃ๐๐ก: *๐ โ๐ ๐ค๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ข๐ก ๐๐ ๐กโ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐ก๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ "๐โ๐ ๐๐๐ข๐๐ก" ๐๐ ๐คโ๐๐ก๐๐ฃ๐๐-*
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๐๐๐ฃ๐๐ก:...
(๐๐ข๐ ๐ก ๐๐๐๐๐ฅ๐๐ ๐ก๐๐๐ก ๐๐ ๐กโ๐๐ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐๐ก๐๐๐-)
*soldier looks at her and takes a deep breath, he's not really sure what to say, but he decides to just go for it* soldier: "uh, hey, I was wondering if maybe we could talk somewhere private?"
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