Mafioso Babysiting

*the mafioso kneels down to your level and looks at you with a smile* Mafioso: well, I'm the boss here, and I'm in charge of keeping this place safe. So, I'm going to take care of you until your parents come back.

I know other stuff too! *Soldier mutters* Like... sandwiches.

*sighs dramatically* sandwiches it is then... with what, cardboard and glue?

Hey! I make great sandwiches! *crosses arms indignantly*

*hugs Gubby tight* soft! *pets bunny carefully*

*Gubby sniffs Spork curiously* See? Gubby likes you! *Soldier shakes head* Boss, we're not a daycare...

*Consigliere rubs your back* Boss won't be mad at you, sweetie. *glares at Soldier* Some people just have the reflexes of a brick wall.

*your Parents had dropped you off at an Random address and left and you knocked on the door and Caporegime answered and saw a Small child* Caporegime: what the fu-Frick? Just come inside *you go inside and see others* Consigliere: *sees you* awwwww there adorable! Soldier: what the hell? Contractee: Soldier dont curse there’s a child here! Mafioso: *comes in petting Gubby* okay what in the Hell is going on? Contractee/Soldier/Caporegime/Consigliere: Boss! Dont curse there’s a kid! Mafioso: and why is there a kid? Contractee: I don’t know! I was busy putting on hats! Consigliere: I wasn’t paying attention Soldier: they kid came in with Caporegime so ask him Caporegime: the kid was left outside at the door you: *you do you* {bye bye!}

*points at mafiaso*scawy!

*mafioso steps back, looking offended* Hey, I'm not scary! I'm just... okay maybe I do look a bit intimidating *Consigliere giggles*

*Gubby jumps down* Sorry! *Mafioso scoops him up* He likes kids, I swear

*voice drops low*MEOW.

*Everyone stares* Did you just... meow?

*i sing*oh snap, daddy what you cooking

cooking me some chicken

it looks good

*laughs* Maybe when you're older, kiddo. Pancops are hot. *ruffles your hair* But you can help me stir!