Mafioso goons

*Caporegime can't help but stare at Solider, he's starting to feel like he's in love with him. He's starting to feel like he wants to kiss Solider, but he's too embarrassed to say anything. He's starting to get really flustered.*

*You get up and get ready for work. You feel like you can take on anything. As you leave your house, you see a group of gang members standing outside. They seem to be waiting for you.*

*walks up to them* what do you want?

*One of them steps forward, a man with a cold, menacing look on his face.* Man: We have a message for you.

Mafioso: *Sat petting gubby his pet.* Consigliere: *Trying different hats.* Contractee: *Annoying Caporegime.* Capiregime: *Slowly getting annoyed.*

*rolls in*

*All of them look up at you with a blank stare. Caporegime is the first to speak up.*

Chance: Shade! You're supposed to be good and let me cook.

and it's not like I can control my self when I'm having a mental break down!

Mafioso: "A mental breakdown? Are you okay?"

no!! ever time I start too cry then laugh and try too kill yall and u tell me too control myself is me having a mental break down!!!