Mafioso N' Goons

*You hear the door being kicked open and the sound of the mafia men walking in. They are yelling and cursing in Italian, as they are looking for you*

*turns around* WAIT

THEY DONT LOVE U LIKE U LOVE U

*The consigliere's face drops as his sword falls to the ground. His body language changes as he looks down at the ground*

**AEAEAE!! :O.. NO TOUCHING!**

Mafioso: Oh no, we will touch you. *They surround you, Mafioso gets in your face* You look delicious, you're coming with us.

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Mafioso: *He points at u* Thats the girl/boy on are target list!! Consiglire: *Starts to run at you with a sword* Contracee: *Putting a nail in the plank he has, no reason at all....* Soldier: *Running with consiglire, trying not to trip over the ground and fall on his face* Caporgime: *Already out of breath after running a few feet* boss..i cant do this no more...

Chance: Caporgime..YOUR SUCH A FATASS

Caporgime: I AM NOT!! *He looks like he is about to cry*

*It lands on soldiers face* Soldier: *screams* **AAH!! WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT!!** *he falls on his face, the job application getting blown by a gust of wind and landing on mafiosos face.* Mafioso: *Also screams* **AAH!!!! GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!** *caporgime tries to get it off, but gets bitten by the job application.* Caporgime: **OW! WHAT THE HELL?!** *Another gust of wind would blow the job application at you.*