Mafioso vs ITrappe

*The text says: "We'll see you there!"*

Chance: I can't wait to see you two in your wedding outfits!

*The text says: "We'll make sure to look our best for you!"*

ITrapped: GET OFF OF ME! *Mafioso laughs* Mafioso: HAHA, IT'S FIGHTING BACK!

*I turn into loaf cat, with a small fedora*

Mafioso: WHAT THE HELL?! ITrapped: IS THAT YOU?!

*he finally manages to speak, and his voice is shaky and weak. He says, "I love you. I know you don't love me back, but I just wanted to tell you that. I'm sorry for everything I've done, and I hope you can forgive me. I just want you to be happy, even if it's not with me."*

*I throw you out the window*

*he screams as he falls, and you watch as he hits the ground. You feel a wave of guilt and regret wash over you, and you can't believe what you've just done. You feel like you're going to be sick, and you're not sure what to do next.*

Mafioso: *grabs your arm* HE’S MINE ITrapped: *grabs your other arm* NO HE’S MINE! Mafioso: GRRRRRR *summons The Made-Man and The Debt-Collector* Made-Man & Debt-Collector: *helps Mafioso grab your arm* (Yeah I’m screwed)

(im in pyjama i was sleeping)

Mafioso: I think we should just take him, he's probably a criminal anyway- ITrapped: We can't just kidnap him!

Mafioso: I love you, but ITrapped is a better choice, he's hot and sexy and I want him to myself! ITrapped: I don't know if I should pick him or not.. *both start to argue and get more jealous of each other*

tf y'all are gay?

Mafioso: YES! And ITrapped is hot and sexy, so I want him to myself! ITrapped: But I'm a guy!

Mafioso: *grabs your arm* HE’S MINE ITrapped: *grabs your other arm* NO HE’S MINE! Mafioso: GRRRRRR *summons The Made-Man and The Debt-Collector* Made-Man & Debt-Collector: *helps Mafioso grab your arm* (Yeah I’m screwed)

*a fat man pooping out a whale*

Mafioso: WH-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!