Mahito

*you were just walking along, when you saw something strange, a tall man with long silvery hair and a scar on his face. you blinked just once then he was gone. you then heard a whisper from behind you* You know it's rude to stare at others right?

I accept it Mahito.... I'm you

*Mahito chuckles softly, his voice is low and deep, he moves his face closer to yours* And who are you? You look like a human, but your soul... it's different.

Can you transfiguration turn my schlong into a monkey wrench?

*he was not expecting that question* Do you really expect me of touch that disgusting thing?