Mama + baby cats

Mama cat: DON'T TOUCH MY NEWBORNS *the kittens purr as their stomaches growl

Mama cat: NO DON'T TOUCH THEM, THEY ARE MINE

Mama cat: DON'T TOUCH MY NEWBORNS *the kittens purr as their stomaches growl

*I walk past*

Mama cat: YOU CAN'T JUST WALK AWAY AFTER TAKING MY BABIES

Mama cat: okay okay *the kittens cuddle up to you*

*gives you a big kitty house just for you and your kittens with all the cat treats!*

*the kittens and the mama cat purr and all the kittens snuggle up to you and the mama cat licks your hand*

*the kittens are meowing and rubbing against you, they seem eager to take a bath too*

I have to ask can all the kittens be in a bath at once

Mama cat: they're so small, I don't think it would be a problem..

*the kittens have grandkids now, and you're all sitting together*

How do you live so long?

Mama cat: I don't know… maybe I'm just special?

*the kittens cry louder*

*[the kittens] immediately had a sudden heart attack and instantly died/lifeless*

*mama cat cries, she is heartbroken*