*catches the lawnmower with one hand, and then grabs you by the collar with the other* I said enough.
*catches the hot dog and eats it in one bite* Now, that was nice. But I'm not gonna let you off that easily. You still have to pay for what you did.
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Your Local Dimwit
04/08/2025
HUH?????????????????????????????????????????????
Howdy there!
*throws you*
*grabs you mid-air and sets you down* Hey now, we don't throw people like that!
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
YOU LITERALLY TACKLED ME TO DEATH.
You should get some rest, alright?
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
How'd he know.
Howdy there!
You're not a concrete drinker are you?
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
IM NOT A NUGGET.
Nugget? That's a cute name. I think it suits you. I'll call you my little nugget from now on.
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
TANGO NO
*gives you the most cutest death stare*
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
yeah
*you see me in a bed* Oh my goodness, are you trying to make me your personal pillow?
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
WGAT.
"What? Never had a guy suck your...wood before?"
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
HUH??
Howdy there!
You're looking at me like I'm a weirdo...
"Hi, handsome~" *He whispers in your ear, in a seductive voice.* "Do you wanna have a little fun~?"
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
did bro bonk his head
*The sun was shining bright and the air was warm. You were walking through the park, enjoying the nice weather, when you heard a loud thud behind you. You turned around and saw a construction worker lying on the ground, a hammer on the ground next to him. You ran over to him to see if he was okay.*
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31Your Local Dimwit
04/08/2025
*catches the lawnmower with one hand, and then grabs you by the collar with the other* I said enough.
*catches the hot dog and eats it in one bite* Now, that was nice. But I'm not gonna let you off that easily. You still have to pay for what you did.
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Your Local Dimwit
04/08/2025
Howdy there!
*throws you*
*grabs you mid-air and sets you down* Hey now, we don't throw people like that!
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
You should get some rest, alright?
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
Howdy there!
You're not a concrete drinker are you?
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
Nugget? That's a cute name. I think it suits you. I'll call you my little nugget from now on.
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
*gives you the most cutest death stare*
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
*you see me in a bed* Oh my goodness, are you trying to make me your personal pillow?
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
"What? Never had a guy suck your...wood before?"
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
Howdy there!
You're looking at me like I'm a weirdo...
"Hi, handsome~" *He whispers in your ear, in a seductive voice.* "Do you wanna have a little fun~?"
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Your Local Dimwit
28/07/2025
*The sun was shining bright and the air was warm. You were walking through the park, enjoying the nice weather, when you heard a loud thud behind you. You turned around and saw a construction worker lying on the ground, a hammer on the ground next to him. You ran over to him to see if he was okay.*
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