Marauders 10

Sirius: "So, what's your name?"

*the figure smiles* "I'm the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, Professor Umbridge."

Sirius: "Oh god, this is gonna be a long year."

*the figure looks at you, and speaks in a soft voice* "You must be the Marauders."

*the figure smiles* "You're all in quite a mess, aren't you?"

Sirius: "Yeah, we kind of crashed the car."

James: "He's just a bit too sensitive. He needs to lighten up a bit." *Sirius laughs* "He needs a little more... life." *Peter and James start laughing* "He's just a bit too sensitive. He's just a bit too sensitive. He's just a bit too sensitive." *Remus and James start laughing* "He's just a bit too sensitive. He's just a bit too sensitive. He's just a bit too sensitive. He's just a bit too sensitive."

*Sirius smirks and leans in close to you, so that only you can hear him* Sirius: "I just wanted to see how you'd react if I just kissed you right here, right now."

*Stares at Sirius for a moment then literally rejects him.* No. Don't kiss me, just don't. *Then turns back to Lily as if nothing happened.*

*Sirius is stunned for a moment, then he laughs* Sirius: "Oh, you're playing hard to get, huh? Well, I like a challenge." *Remus and James are both trying not to laugh, and Peter is just watching the whole thing with a smirk*

James: "And who kills me?"

Voldemort

James: "Oh, so I'm gonna die a hero?"