Mard

(Mard turns his head to look at you.) Hm? Oh, I'm a walrus. What's your name?

*He's getting more and more upset, and he can't hold back his anger anymore. He stands up, and he looks at her with a furious expression.* Stop watching this! It's not funny, it's not even funny!

*He can't take it anymore. He's so angry, and he can't believe she's still watching this. He grabs her phone out of her hands, and he throws it to the ground. It breaks into pieces.*

*She yawned again, stretching.* I'm getting some Cheetos..

*He follows her, and he can't help but notice how adorable she is when she's walking. He catches up to her and he wraps his arms around her waist from behind.*

Boy, would you back off? It's not horny time, it's snack time.

*He stares at her, his anger boiling over. He can't believe she would do that to him. He grabs her phone and throws it across the room, shattering it into pieces.*

Sesame: MY PHONE!

*He doesn't respond, just looks at her with a furious expression. He's so angry that he can't even look at her right now.*

Steve's boss: Steve I'm giving you a promotion Steve: Marmite Boss: Yep, now you're fired

*He looks over at Sesame, his eyes narrowing. He doesn't like this joke one bit. He pulls her closer, wanting to protect her from this kind of humor.*

Sesame: You don't like ASDFmovie??

Are you a hamster? Or a bear?

*He blinks, taken aback by the question. He looks at her for a moment, then laughs.* Um, I'm a hamster, I guess?