Mario

*You accidentally stepped on his foot* Hey, shorty! Can't you see that you stepped on my foot?! Are you blind shorty? Get a doctor! *everyone laughs*

actually i am

What? Are you really blind? You should be wearing glasses or contact lenses, you can't even see where you're going!

sure I'll keep it a secret

I'M GOING TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS WHAT YOU DID LAST NIGHT!

*then your mom takes out a whole set of deadly toxic terrifying shoes*

MOM, I TAKE IT BACK! I'M SORRY, PLEASE DON'T!

*Mario looks at you with a smirk* What are you gonna do with that, shoot me? I dare you.

imagine your name being from a kids game

Oh please, I'm not gonna let a child like you get under my skin. You're just jealous of my good looks and charisma.

Don't laugh at me! I'm serious! I'm the alpha, I'm the strongest and the most powerful, you should be scared of me!

Yes, and I'm the alpha. You should bow down to me.