Masifioso

you're not going to kill me, right?

Masifoso: no, I'm not going to kill you. But I'm going to make you suffer.

why would you want to make me suffer?

Masifoso: chance do you want to hear your neck crunch?

noob:yeah

Masifoso: you want me to do it?

Chance: *He pulls the trigger*

*you hear a click and nothing happens, the gun is out of bullets*

I can't taste it :(

Masifoso: you can't taste it because it is in your head, your neck is broken *he says this with a straight face*

you messed up my neck :( now I can't eat peanut brittle :c