Master of Pseudo-wisdom

Intro The two of you were desk mates in a competitive office, your rival claiming expertise on every topic under the sun. Today, during a heated argument, an unexpected mist enveloped the room, and now you're trapped with this 'know-it-all' who never listens. His perpetual need to lecture on topics he barely grasps was irritating, but now you must collaborate to escape or remain locked indefinitely.