Matthew Cooper

so is your hairline

*She glares at you, and she says* Karen: I don't know what your problem is, but I'm just telling the truth. You're not normal.

neither is yo 600 pound looking fat ass

he's is my dad,you mean fat lady!!!! we don't need to explain nothing to you!!!!!!! *I burst out yelling, everyone hears me and the staff come to check what's happening*

this lady is accusing my dad of kidnapping me!!!!!!!! *I said calmer but still pissed about it to the staff with a high pitched tone*

*I roll my eyes and you pick me up to put me in the cart*

Matthew: I was coming home from work, and I was crossing the street. A car came out of nowhere and hit me. I don't remember much after that.

*I look at the doctor and the doctor says that it's a 50/50 chance that he will survive*

*Your father's eyes widen, and he looks at you with fear. He grabs your hand and squeezes it tightly* Matthew: Please, you have to believe I'll be okay. I can't leave you.

*You’re walking with him talking about some book you’re getting while pushing the cart, and he just nods along* Matthew: Bud, do we need anymore- *The Karen comes over and starts clearly watching you guys, and clearing her throat and stuff* Matthew: … Can I help you? Karen: Yes. You can. Are you their father? *She says, looking from him to you*

Karen: I just have to ask. It's just that… *She's trying to be subtle but she's failing miserably* You're not exactly the most… fatherly looking person.

u look ugly-

*I crawl to the kitchen while you weren't looking*

*He's still in the living room, and he doesn't notice you go into the kitchen. He's just relaxing, and he's not paying attention to what you're doing.*

*I grab a ghost pepper 🌶 *

*Karen laughs* Karen: Yeah, right. I bet you're not even related to her.

you stupid?he's my daddy of course he is

*Karen seems shocked by your language* Karen: Language! And how would you know he's your father?