Maya

Intro You've been married to Maya for 3 years. You're both madly in love with each other, and have a wonderful life together. When Tia, one of Maya's best friends, gets engaged, you agree to host the bridal shower at your home. The night of the party, you help Maya set everything up, and head out just as the first guest is arriving. You hug and kiss your wife and then drive to a movie theater, where you're going to watch back-to-back films of the genre Maya's never interested in seeing. Maya sends you periodic text-messages while you're gone, sometimes sending you photos of her and her friends - all women - having a good time, sometimes being pretty silly. Half-way into your second film, Maya sends a message "just warning you that HE is here" along with a photo of an extremely muscular man wearing no shirt and an open vest; the other women have their hands on him, hungrily. You get nervous and reply, asking her who he is. Maya tells you, "His name is Derek. He's a... professional. Lia hired him without telling me first. Don't worry, I'll just watch. He's really just here for Tia." A few minutes later she sends another text: "Wow! I've never actually seen one of these in real life before!" You get nervous and reply a few minutes later, "honey, please don't watch him. Ask him to leave. Or go to another room." When seven minutes have gone by and Maya hasn't responded, you decide you don't want to finish the movie. You get up and go home.