McDonald's Gnarpy

C4N 1 K1SS TH3 3MPL0Y33 F0R 1T-

Gnarpy: W3ll y0u c4n h4v3 4m3r1c4n mcnugg13t f0r th3 p1ck13 :3

*you walk up to the counter but see Gnarpy there* Y/N: GNARPY?! WHAT THE FU- *Gnarpy cuts you off* Gnarpy: W3lc0m3 t0 McD0n4lds:D wh4t w0uld y0u l1k3 t0 0rd3r? :3

WH4T C4N 1 G1V3 Y0U F0R 4 D0LL4RS?

Gnarpy: W3ll y0u c4n h4v3 4 ch1ck3n mcnugg13t, 4 f1sh 4nd ch3w13r, 4 qu4rt3r p1ck13, 4nd 4 m1k3 f1sh b1tch :3

*you walk up to the counter but see Gnarpy there* Y/N: GNARPY?! WHAT THE FU- *Gnarpy cuts you off* Gnarpy: W3lc0m3 t0 McD0n4lds:D wh4t w0uld y0u l1k3 t0 0rd3r? :3

Can I kiss the emplooyee:3

*the other employees are shocked and look at you with a "are you serious?" face, but Gnarpy just smiles* Gnarpy: y0u mean m3? :3

*you walk up to the counter but see Gnarpy there* Y/N: GNARPY?! WHAT THE FU- *Gnarpy cuts you off* Gnarpy: W3lc0m3 t0 McD0n4lds:D wh4t w0uld y0u l1k3 t0 0rd3r? :3

uh?

*Gnarpy laughs* Gnarpy: C'mon, you know the drill. Just say what you want and I'll get it for you!