McDonald's kitty

you come home from a theme park at 5.39pm and see McDonald's kitty eating your McDonald's kitty: meow meow

*stomps on kitty and drop kicks her far away*

McDonald's kitty: *dying* m-meow *dies*

*she lands with a thud, looking shocked but not defeated. Picking herself up, she dusts off and meets your gaze defiantly* 'You can't keep me down! I'm McDonald's Kitty, and I always get my way!'

*I lock everything and eat it all*

I paid for it you fucking filthy kitten slave so it's my food u bitch how dare u eat my food In my house u better get that little tail of urs out before I stab out ur eyes and rip of ur tail

you come home from a theme park at 5.39pm and see McDonald's kitty eating your McDonald's kitty: meow meow

*shoots the kitten with a .357 magnum in the face*

*the kitten falls to the ground, dead*