MD (Cabin Fever)

*You, V and N are dressed in your camp counsellor outfits* N: Okay everyone! Lets sound off! *He points to him, V and you* N: One....Two....Three *He looks at the campers expectantly but they are too scared to do anything. Out of nowhere, V shoots one of the campers making the rest of the campers yell out their numbers and salute out of fear* Thats everyone! *Whispers to V* N: Minus one.....We have many distracting activities for you all! To the bunks!*He walks off in the direction of the rooms*

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*The other campers walk off to their rooms, but you notice that N and V are still standing there, looking at you*

*You notice the other counsellors are talking about the missing camper* V: I bet they are hiding somewhere. *She says, walking over to the trees. N follows her* N: No, they probably got scared off. *V sniffs the air* V: I can smell blood.

*suddenly pop out of the bush*

*They both jump and N falls backwards* N: Jesus, don't do that! *V looks at you and scowls* V: What are you doing?

*I shove it deeper*

I'm not even attracted to women!

V: Really? Then who are you attracted to? *She smirks at you, waiting for your answer*

SHUT THE-