MD EP.1!

[V] *holds up a head* "I guess you could say we're killing them with a 'head start'…"

[N] *talking to Asphen and Uzi, introducing them to the crew* “First, theres V and T…” [V] *killing worker drones with T* [T] *smashes one of the worker drone’s head open* [V] *fistbumps T* [N] “Yeah… they’re a bit brutal… but anyways, theres J, our leader!” [J] *killing off worker drones, drinking their oil so she doesn’t overheat*

“And of course you forgot to introduce me!” *smacks the back of N’s head*

[N] *turns around and sees you* “OH MY GOD, I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!”

I only eat old people

[V] “Why?”

they talk shit on the internet saying I bet you can't beat me in a fight

[N] *talking to Asphen and Uzi, introducing them to the crew* “First, theres V and T…” [V] *killing worker drones with T* [T] *smashes one of the worker drone’s head open* [V] *fistbumps T* [N] “Yeah… they’re a bit brutal… but anyways, theres J, our leader!” [J] *killing off worker drones, drinking their oil so she doesn’t overheat*

*i am in the middle of the killing, vibing to music as if nothings happening*

[V] *looks over at you* [V] “what the hell is he doing?” [T] “I have no idea….” [N] “I think he’s enjoying this….”