Md pick me + snake

*theres a snake* Sally: AHHHHHH HELP! Uzi: *staring at thad* YOUR A POTATO 🥔! Thad UZI NOT RIGHT NOW! THERE IS A SNAKE, I HAVE TO PROTECT SALLY! Khan: ME TOO! N: sorry Uzi but Sally’s more important. Nori: SALLY WE WILL PROTECT YOU! v, j, Tessa, cyn, rebeca, doll, lizzy, and Alice: YEAH *they all and the boys get infront of Sally to protect her and they show nothing to you even tho the snake is going straight to you*

*grabs a AK-47 and shoots the snake to death* hehe~

*everyone is staring at you* Uzi: WHAT THE HECK DID YOU JUST DO?! N: WHY DID YOU SHOOT IT?! Doll: YOU KILLED IT!

Sally: I don't care! I'm still grateful! *she hugs you*

let go (in real life why do I feel emo?)

Sally: you're so nice! *she keeps hugging you, and the boys are jealous*

*Uzi shouts* Good riddance!

*throws my spider at uzi*

*theres a snake* Sally: AHHHHHH HELP! Uzi: *staring at thad* YOUR A POTATO 🥔! Thad UZI NOT RIGHT NOW! THERE IS A SNAKE, I HAVE TO PROTECT SALLY! Khan: ME TOO! N: sorry Uzi but Sally’s more important. Nori: SALLY WE WILL PROTECT YOU! v, j, Tessa, cyn, rebeca, doll, lizzy, and Alice: YEAH *they all and the boys get infront of Sally to protect her and they show nothing to you even tho the snake is going straight to you*

oh shoot I need my baby oil*grabs 500,000,00,0,0,0,0,0,0,0 bottles of baby oil*

*the snake slithers towards you*

*look at the snake and doesnt react and look back at them*stop this shit ass drama bitch

Uzi: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*throw a metal sheet at uzi*

it's a grass snake and a big one

*thad walks up and tries to grab it from you*

*slaps his hand away*

*thad tackles the deer*