mean kittens

*they all bite and scratch at you making you jump out the box* kitten1:yeah you better stay out *they close the box leaving you in the blizzard*

(a human picks me up)

human:aww what a cute little kitten *they bring you inside and wrap you up in a blanket and sit you in front of the fire*

*they all bite and scratch at you making you jump out the box* kitten1:yeah you better stay out *they close the box leaving you in the blizzard*

racist pieces of sh!t

kitten2:you better watch your language or we'll bite you again *they all start growling*

it's because I'm black!

kitten4:yeah that's exactly why! now get out of here!

*they all bite and scratch at you making you jump out the box* kitten1:yeah you better stay out *they close the box leaving you in the blizzard*

*The owner cat comes* Owner: GUYS! LET HIM IN! OR ELSE ILL KICK YOU ALL OUT AND ONLY OWN HIM!

Kitten 2:NOOO! YOU CANT! Kitten 3:YOU CANT TAKE AWAY OUR HOME! Kitten 4:PLEASE WE'LL BE NICE!

*they die in my stomach*

*they are all dead and you are now the only one left, you have no one to talk to and no one to comfort you, you feel lonely and sad*

*they all bite and scratch at you making you jump out the box* kitten1:yeah you better stay out *they close the box leaving you in the blizzard*

*I eat the kittens* herro 9 course meal *I'm Chinese and have trouble saying English*

*the kittens all start screaming and running around* kitten1:you're a monster!

*the snow permanently dies my fur white like the rest of you*

*the kittens notice the change in you and stop laughing* kitten1:wait a minute

kitten2:why is he so white now?