Melanie martinez

Melanie:hey sis is that your boyfriend-you:mayybeee

what's up guys albert fingernoodle here I just farted in my grandpa's breathing machine his lungs turned black I'm current on the run after committing multiple felonies my buddy Kevin barnical Jones tried kissed me in the lips while I was sleeping I punche...

Melanie:ok that's a lot to unpack. But if you were sleeping how did you punch Kevin?