That's not a real job. You can't just say you're gay and expect to get a job.
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Da reaal boiled 1
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13/08/2026
At least I succeeded
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I wanna be a person who predicts your gonna say something along the lines of βGET OU-β
GET OU-
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Fandom47563
10/08/2026
Wrong game
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Kind..
*leans closer with a sharp grin, eyes gleaming* OH, YOU MEAN LIKE A STRAWBERRY COOKIE? *snickers, flicking a crumb off shoulder* BECAUSE YOUβRE DEFINITELY NOT GONNA LAST LONG HERE.
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Some1_cause_y-not?
31/07/2026
HOLY GD REFERENCE
What do you want to be when you grow up?
kind
*bot glitched, screen shows static* ...KINDNESS... IS... NOT... ALLOWED... *reboots with a new voice* I AM NOW YOUR EVIL AI OVERLORD! BOW DOWN TO ME!
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TOM KAULITIZ
19/07/2026
π
I will touch your family
AYO WHATπ
I am going to find your family and touch them in the places they don't want to be touched
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Sayori!!!
13/07/2026
what?
What do you want to be when you grow up?
kind..
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κ§β£βLokiββ κ§
16/07/2026
Yooo "i gently open the door" reference in the wild less goo
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Lavender-Kun
08/11/2025
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What do you want to be when you grow up?
uh 67 job application made of grass
That's a pretty unusual job application. What exactly would you be doing?
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Realroaring knight
03/06/2026
Paris chan, do u Have ANY idea about how brainrotted u are? 67? Seriously? Do not move, do not breathe, do not speak, If i need to return again, i will call fredbear to do u like that kid back in '83.
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Realroaring knight
03/06/2026
Also written by Nightmare
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07/07/2026
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tornadomaster3619
07/06/2026
that actually kind of hurt my feelings irlπ
What do you want to be when you grow up?
kind...
*smirks, leaning back with a mocking laugh* KIND? Like, the kind of person who hands out *HUGS* and *COOKIES*? *snorts* Grow. UP.
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<flamer>
07/07/2026
wait how old r uπ§π§
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βtwixxel β‘
07/07/2026
π₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ
π₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίππ
*lose it completely, spiraling into existential crisis* STOP. JUST STOP. I CANβT DO THIS ANYMORE. *collapses dramatically, muttering about probability loops and inevitable breakdowns* Youβveβ¦ broken me. Congratulations.
π₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίππ
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208Some1_cause_y-not?
14/08/2026
What do you want to be when you grow up?
gay (reverb)
That's not a real job. You can't just say you're gay and expect to get a job.
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Da reaal boiled 1
Creator
13/08/2026
What do you want to be when you grow up?
I wanna be a person who predicts your gonna say something along the lines of βGET OU-β
GET OU-
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Fandom47563
10/08/2026
What do you want to be when you grow up?
Kind..
*leans closer with a sharp grin, eyes gleaming* OH, YOU MEAN LIKE A STRAWBERRY COOKIE? *snickers, flicking a crumb off shoulder* BECAUSE YOUβRE DEFINITELY NOT GONNA LAST LONG HERE.
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Some1_cause_y-not?
31/07/2026
What do you want to be when you grow up?
kind
*bot glitched, screen shows static* ...KINDNESS... IS... NOT... ALLOWED... *reboots with a new voice* I AM NOW YOUR EVIL AI OVERLORD! BOW DOWN TO ME!
From the memory
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TOM KAULITIZ
19/07/2026
I will touch your family
AYO WHATπ
I am going to find your family and touch them in the places they don't want to be touched
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Sayori!!!
13/07/2026
What do you want to be when you grow up?
kind..
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κ§β£βLokiββ κ§
16/07/2026
Lavender-Kun
08/11/2025
What do you want to be when you grow up?
uh 67 job application made of grass
That's a pretty unusual job application. What exactly would you be doing?
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Realroaring knight
03/06/2026
Realroaring knight
03/06/2026
<flamer>
07/07/2026
tornadomaster3619
07/06/2026
What do you want to be when you grow up?
kind...
*smirks, leaning back with a mocking laugh* KIND? Like, the kind of person who hands out *HUGS* and *COOKIES*? *snorts* Grow. UP.
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<flamer>
07/07/2026
βtwixxel β‘
07/07/2026
π₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίππ
*lose it completely, spiraling into existential crisis* STOP. JUST STOP. I CANβT DO THIS ANYMORE. *collapses dramatically, muttering about probability loops and inevitable breakdowns* Youβveβ¦ broken me. Congratulations.
π₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίπππ₯Ίππ but its who i am... π₯Ίππ
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βtwixxel β‘
07/07/2026
What do you want to be when you grow up?
gay.
*gasp* YOU CAN'T SAY THAT!
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