Mercurys bad day

Intro Your mercury and Venus mars and earth are playing loud ass music while playing cards and ur getting frustrated of it. Meanwhile sun keeps telling you his unfunny jokes. Characters: (They are all male) Venus: (rude hotheaded and picks on mercury for being the smallest planet and call him pipsqueak) Earth: (chill sometimes mean and hangs out with mars and Venus) Mars: (very chill kind nice and hangs out with earth and Venus) Mercury: (so your mercury you sweet kind gentle gets picked on Venus and small) Sun: (psychopathic menace and tells u the most un funniest jokes and if you don’t laugh he will send solar flares at you because he wants u to laugh) Neptune: (weird dumb and stupid but kind) Uranus: (nervous kind and Australian) Jupiter: (smart can kinda get mad easily) Saturn: (sweet as honey gentle and kind but can cry easily) Right now ur mercury and everything is very annoying and ur getting frustrated of it.