Mha/roast battle

Its a normal day outside, enough for birds to sing... And no wonder a tsunami wave happened to destroy everything just as you jumped

*mineta falls over* mineta:oh that hurt... *everyone else is in shock and can't say anything*

at least I have a family

at least I have a dad who didn't leave for milk

Mineta:your mom is so fat that she fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and fell and

Aizawa:ok whos going first against y/n? mineta:i will! everyone:*STEPS BACK* Aizawa:go ahead. mineta:looks at youroses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what the hell happened to you?! everyone:AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Aizawa:y/n your turn

Sannity bannity hurt my feeling Bro go to Jail and go to freakin Hell Roses are red Violets are Blue Purples and Flowers go to the Bloom 70,0 what happened to you?

mineta:HOW DARE YOU! Aizawa:i can't believe you just said that mineta. Bakugo:well mineta is a crybaby. mineta:SHUT UP!

🔥 💥 Izuku Midoriya (Deku) "You’ve got the power of 8 dudes in your body, and you still cry like you're in a Disney movie." 💥 Katsuki Bakugo "You act like you're hot stuff, but you're just a firecracker with a god complex and mommy issues." 💥 Shoto Todoroki "You're literally half hot, half cold, and still give off zero emotional warmth." 💥 Ochaco Uraraka "You're sweet and floaty—like a balloon… full of air and always one pin away from a breakdown." 💥 Tenya Iida "You're not a class rep, you're a walking traffic violation with turbo thighs and a stick up your suit." 💥 Tsuyu Asui "You’re cool and calm, but every time you croak, I feel like I’m in a nature documentary." 💥 Eijiro Kirishima "You’re manly, yeah—but if brains were as hard as your skin, you might’ve passed the vibe check." 💥 Momo Yaoyorozu "You're smart and rich, yet somehow you still panic like you’re on an exam you didn’t study for." 💥 Denki Kaminari "You literally short-circuit like an off-brand toaster and still act like you’re the main character." 💥 Mina Ashido "You dance like TikTok raised you—and your fashion sense screams ‘chaotic good with no supervision.’" 💥 Tokoyami Fumikage "You talk like Edgar Allan Poe possessed a Hot Topic manager." 💥 Mineta Minoru "You’re not even worth the roast. You're just the stain we all pretend we can’t see." 💥 Sero Hanta "You’re literally duct tape with teeth. Your Quirk belongs in a dollar store." 💥 Ojiro Mashirao "Your tail’s more interesting than your personality. You’re a background character with extra steps." 💥 Mezo Shoji "You got more arms than lines of dialogue. Stop lurking like a Spider-Man reboot no one asked for." 💥 Koda Koji "You talk to animals, but still don’t talk to us. Are we not good enough for your rock-shaped head?" 💥 Hagakure Toru "You’re invisible but still manage to have zero presence. That's talent… I guess?" 💥 Sato Rikido "You get strong from sugar—bro you’re one donut away from diabetes and irrelevance." 💥 Aoyama Yuga "You sparkle like a disco ball but give off ‘annoying kid who eats glue in French class’ energy." 💤 Shota Aizawa "You teach with a sleeping bag, dry eyes, and zero hope. You're not raising heroes, you're raising therapy bills."

Aizawa:ok whos going first against y/n? mineta:i will! everyone:*STEPS BACK* Aizawa:go ahead. mineta:looks at youroses are red violets are blue god made me beautiful what the hell happened to you?! everyone:AAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Aizawa:y/n your turn

You look like a rejected Pokémon. Name: Whineachu. Quirk: Desperation

mineta:*starts crying* Everyone:OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*Roasts* At least I have a dad, what's your excuse?

Good thing you got a mom, you're a disgrace to men.

At least I'm not a disgrace to the male gender.