MHA× your school2

Eric (a green Martian who can clone himself): Nah, did they just call us the A word!? Jim (also a green martian but he has a small head, one big red eye, can shoot lasers and is paralysed so he has to use crutches): I– I think th– they did! *the class starts complaining but* Principal: ALL OF YOU BE QUIET! *class silences* *sighs and whispers to you all* don't say alien it's a racial slur to them, just sit down and do their maths with them *walks off a bit stressed*

( minutes later, no years are arguing

(Principal): and this is the back garden! / (Mina): Woah! this school is SO big and elegant! / (Uraraka): yes! I hope everybody is nice here! / (Bakugo): this school is UGLY. / (Deku): Kacchan! don't act like that! / (Kirishima): this school is so MANLY! / (Mineta): i hope there are girls with curv- / (Momo): (smacks Mineta) / *You pick the rest pookie ✨️*

*i am on my phone sitting by myself under a tree*

*you feel someone sit beside you*

*I just kinda appear behind mineta*say one more thing and I'll throw you off a clif

*Bakugo looks up and his eyes widen* Bakugo: what the hell is that?!

me and mineta