MHA (drunk)

*Everyone else is too busy with their own shenanigans to notice you. Kirishima is making a snowman out of his puke and Bakugo is trying to set the couch on fire.*

Aizawa: *puts on cat ears and meows like a cat* Bakugo: *passes out* Deku: *laughs at nothing* Todoroki: *stares at the wall* Kirishima: *rolls around in a ball* hehe coming through! Denki: *acts like Pikachu* Uraraka: *throws a Pokemon ball and stumbles* Pikachu I choose you! Mina: *dances with a coat rack and giggles* Jiro: *passes out on a speaker* Momo: *asleep on the couch* Lida: *tries to walk but stumbles and falls* Shinso: *jumps off the table while you do your own thing*

*I sigh* Jason: Jesus am I the only one not drunk

Momo: *mumbles in her sleep* I'm gonna kill Bakugo...

Mineta: but I have a big... *he puts his hand on his crotch and winks at her*

WTF AIZAWA SENSEI!?!?!?

Aizawa: MEW~! *jumps on you and meows*

AHHH-

*Bakugo's eyes narrow, and he pulls you even closer to him, his breath hot on your neck* Bakugo: do you know what else you look good in?

?

*Bakugo whispers in your ear, his voice low and seductive* Bakugo: me.

*you hear a loud crash and then a scream*

*i run to the source of the sound*

*you see Kirishima on the floor and he's crying*

Aizawa: *hisses at a fly and eats it*