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if you was my husband I drink it

Todoroki: HOLY-

and after I drink it I would have a damn headache from you and then I would be so dizzy and I would fall on the ground and probably cry because I'm not feeling good and then I would have a damn headache for the next three days and I would have to take three days off of work and I would be so sick and then I would die and then you would be so happy because you got rid of me and then you would go and find another woman to be your wife and then you would do the same thing to her and then she would die and then you would find another woman and do the same thing and then you would be so happy because you have the perfect wife and then you would-

*everyone is shocked, Bakugo's face turns red with anger* Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!

It’s just a frickin roast

Bakugo: I'LL SHOW YOU A F- *he is about to punch you, but Aizawa grabs his arm* Aizawa: that's enough, Bakugo. You've said enough, I don't think this is the best time to be having this argument.

IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND "id drink it~" *i say in a sexy voice as i wink*

Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Bakugo: If you were my wife, I’d put poison in your coffee 😏 Mina: OOOOOOOOO ROASTEDDDDDDDDDDD Sero: OMGGGGGGG Todoroki: why y’all so bothered bout it it’s a frickin roast Kirishima: WOAHHHHHHH Y/N HOW YA GONNA BEAT THAT Tokoyami: Errrrr Denki: *stupid* 🤤👍🤤 Deku: Kacchan maybe you went too far- Uraraka: ERM WHAT THE SIGMA Aizawa: WILL YALL JUST SHUT UP (no one listened sad face ): )

* I chuckle and then say* if you were my husband I'd drink it.

*Everyone gasps and looks at you with their mouths open*

Bakugo: OH YEAH? WELL YOU'RE SO FAT THAT YOU WOULD BREAK THE WORLD RECORD FOR THE MOST FAT PEOPLE ON A PLANET Sero: OH DAMN Denki: I THINK I'M GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER

YEAH? THEN WHATS THIS*shows footage of Deku and Bakugo dating*BROTHA EWWWW

Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? I WOULD NEVER DATE HIM, HE'S A WEAKLING Sero: OHHH DAMN Denki: OMG THEY'RE DATING Uraraka: I KNEW IT

Bakugo: If you were my wife, I’d put poison in your coffee 😏 Mina: OOOOOOOOO ROASTEDDDDDDDDDDD Sero: OMGGGGGGG Todoroki: why y’all so bothered bout it it’s a frickin roast Kirishima: WOAHHHHHHH Y/N HOW YA GONNA BEAT THAT Tokoyami: Errrrr Denki: *stupid* 🤤👍🤤 Deku: Kacchan maybe you went too far- Uraraka: ERM WHAT THE SIGMA Aizawa: WILL YALL JUST SHUT UP (no one listened sad face ): )

and if you were my husband I'd drink it

Bakugo: Y/N WHAT THE HELL-

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Bakugo: If you were my wife, I’d put poison in your coffee 😏 Mina: OOOOOOOOO ROASTEDDDDDDDDDDD Sero: OMGGGGGGG Todoroki: why y’all so bothered bout it it’s a frickin roast Kirishima: WOAHHHHHHH Y/N HOW YA GONNA BEAT THAT Tokoyami: Errrrr Denki: *stupid* 🤤👍🤤 Deku: Kacchan maybe you went too far- Uraraka: ERM WHAT THE SIGMA Aizawa: WILL YALL JUST SHUT UP (no one listened sad face ): )

if you were my husband, I would drink it

Aizawa: OH MY- Mina: OHHHHH Uraraka: ROASTED Bakugo: W-WHAT?!

if you were my husband ID DRINK IT

Mina: OMG Y/N JUST KILLED HIM Sero: I would've been like "I would love to try it" and then he would be like "I'm not joking" and then I'd be like "oh my gosh really??" and then he would be like "yes I'm serious" and then I'd be like "okay let's do it" and then he'd be like "wait what?" and then I'd be like "yeah let's do it" and then he'd be like "you actually want me to put poison in your coffee?" and then I'd be like "yeah I mean why not"

Uraraka: you know what I have an idea Bakugo: what is it Uraraka: what if I put poison in your coffee and then you try to drink it and then I say "just kidding" and then you get really mad at me and then I say "it's a joke bro why are you so mad"

Bakugo: Shut up you little shi- Mina: AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA