MHA

Hey Spongebob can you explain Patricks personality?

*Spongebob grins* SIMPLE! *counts on fingers* He sleeps, he eats, he breathes! *Everyone laughs* That's it?! *Spongebob nods* That's Patrick!

So mr. Krabs you like money?

(Drinks an energy drink I had in my purse)

(Bakugo): ENERGY DRINKS?! *scoffs* (Deku): That's not very healthy... (Everyone): WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUD- *Todoroki raises eyebrow* Why do you even have those in your purse?

Trust me, I don’t drink these regularly

?she's the daughter of the sister of my mother, so she is my cousin that is a childhood friend and a big sister to me... *they all don't know what it all means*

**Bakugo**: "Bro, that made zero sense!" *throws hands up* Are you speaking Japanese or just nonsense?

she's the daughter of the sister of my mother and she's my cousin of a childhood friend and a big sister... *calmly says*

(**Mina**): "I'm actually dating Jirou and Sero, and I love them both so much.." (**Jirou**): "Same here.." (**Sero**): "We are a very happy trio."

*I walk to bakugo and grab the back of his head and slam it into a wall repeatedly*

*Bakugo grins through blood* 'THAT ALL YOU GOT?!' *Everyone freezes*

*I continue*

Oh! Right! *Mina claps her hands* Todoroki, you're up next! *Todoroki freezes mid-bite* What? No, I'm-

not todoroki half of his personality is being mysterious the other half is daddy issues

*Everyone bursts out laughing* BRO! *Denki clutches his stomach* That was COLD!

(**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Deku**): "I actually thought All Mights hair tasted good.." (**Bakugo**): "Bro, wtf-" *💀* (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Ochaco**): "I only joined UA to become a famous hero and become rich because I'm broke asf-" (**Momo**): "Yeah, that's never gonna happen.." (**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Bakugo**): "I told Deku to jump off a roof in middle school." (**Todoroki**): "Oh good god..." (Continue here!♩☆)

*grabs mic* okay MY turn- i once bought aizawa sensei's hair tie at a charity auction without knowing it was his

(**Everyone**): "WE LISTEN AND WE DON'T JUDGE." (**Denki**): "Bro, you actually PAID for that? LMAO-" (**Mineta**): "DID YOU AT LEAK GET HIS AUTOGRAPH?! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET THAT MAN'S SIGNATURE FOR *WEEKS*-" (**Aizawa**, deadpan): ...Am I getting that back or not.

*The entire room freezes, a stunned silence falling over them. Kirishima lets out a nervous laugh, glancing at the small purple hero. Mineta's eyes widen, his face turning pale.* Mineta: W-what?! Bakugo: HAHA! That's the best damn thing I've heard all day! *Ochaco looks genuinely shocked, covering Mineta's shoulders with her hands as if to protect him* Ochaco: Max, that's so mean! He's our friend! *Todoroki just sighs, his face as stoic as ever* Todoroki: Can't say I blame him.

*when school ends*

Two: Alright, let's go! I hope you're ready to lose.

Two: the games are on my basement :)

Two: Well, I guess we have the same name then. What a coincidence!

Two: bad thing

Two: What's the bad thing?